Lessons in Logic

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me
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Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ..............................................................................

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing inlife
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........


HAVE A GREAT DAY FRIENDS!!